Kyle skis Eldora, thanks to his dad. I’m starting to wonder if I’m sleepwalking through life. the ink inscribed in my ankle had begun to lose meaning, my sleep pattern shifting from late nights and darkness to early mornings and soaking in the few rays of winter. Daily, I arise before dawn, scraping away the [...] Read more »
I just awoke with my arms thrust upward, my right fist clenched and aching, and my face contorted into a rebus of anger, pain, and guilt. Perhaps I’m lucky I sleep alone, as anyone with me likely would’ve been afraid or in pain. I had just moved into a dorm apartment on the fourteenth floor [...] Read more »
I like naps. I really do. In high school, I fixed my schedule so that I slept for 3 hours when I got home, did homework until late in the night and slept 3 hours before going back to school. It worked far better than trying to get work done at the end of the [...] Read more »
I don’t really understand why guys would take the panties of someone they slept with… or someone they haven’t slept with, for that matter. I’m sure you’ve all heard about it; someone comes back to the laundry room in their complex/dorm/house and finds that one or more pairs of their nice pink, silk panties is [...] Read more »
Matty B has decided gifts suck, so he’s started giving out “gift certificates.” Not from a store, though. From him. It’s not a bad idea. In fact, I’d even use this idea and I’ve seen it suggested before as a “voucher system.” You know, mother’s day rolls around and you spent your last few bucks [...] Read more »
It all began with Cirque Du Soliel. They were coming to town and my grandmother wanted to take me, so I went down to Denver for dinner and then to go to the circus. It seems there was a slight hang-up, though, and we had to go pick up the tickets from the box office [...] Read more »
Whomever we were, we were taking a road trip, across the entire nation, spilling from city to city like a rip tide running across sand castles left from the day. Damn, that’s poetic. We went to people’s houses and spent afternoons hanging out and chatting, and then hopped back in the van and drove. It [...] Read more »