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Brave New Media

20 December, 2008 (11:13) | New Media | 5 comments

The flashing neon reflects on the street as we pull up. It always does when it’s this cold and every crevice in the road is iced over. I have no worries about that, though. I’ve got media on my mind.

On Wednesday, I stumbled into a strange little event called Ignite Boulder, my never-worn pinstriped suit [...] Read more »

Masturbation Euphemisms for Geeks

11 October, 2005 (01:08) | Random | No comments

Double clicking the one button mouse
Wiping your hard drive
Accessing your CMOS
Extracting your archives
Distributing your kernel
Backing up your data for future generations
Resetting your network connection, and if you’re not careful, leaving an interweb all over the place
Opening your easter egg
Giving yourself a low-level format
Testing your I/O interface
Releasing a beta
Sending out a bug report
Upgrading your firmware
Adjusting your [...] Read more »