I want a perfect life: A couple kids and a wife, a nice home in the city where we’d live to our delight. I want a scenic view from a cozy balcony with a bench or a swing; it would be so bourgeoisie. I want a kitchen I can cook in, and a bar with [...] Read more »
As today marks the first day of Christmas (the twelve days really do cum after), I figured I’d commemorate this year with my own special XXXmas tribute (with some help and inspiration from ): On the first day of XXXmas, Ron Jeremy sent to me A bottle of KY Jelly On the second day of [...] Read more »
More and more, I’m finding that my creative juices are better used when other people inspire me. For instance, I just adapted Joan Osborne’s One of Us to be about cell phones in a thread about a nun on a cell phone in the <a href=”http://metaquotes.livejournal.com/”>metaquotes</a> community. Phones For All of Us (Sung to the [...] Read more »
Well, based on Sarah’s thread, I decided to do a little creative editing and turn Ben Fold’s Five’s “Song for the Dumped” into a Brilliant diatribe by Peter Pan. Of course, since I hadn’t read Peter Pan since 5th grade, I needed to brush up on my Peter Panology, so I struck out on Google [...] Read more »