Worldwide Ace

My Freshman year of college was tumultuous. I ran through groups for friends as if they were tampons, finding a new one each month.
First, I hung out with my floor mates. We would wander to find parties at which I felt out of place and spent the entire time trying to make sure my friends [...] Read more »

Sometimes, I get the urge to have a dog. I could run around and go jogging and get slobbered on. I could take her for walks in the dog park, and randomly kick up witty conversations with the other dog owners as my dog bounds among breeds, harmlessly humping without any fruition.
And then I remember [...] Read more »