One thing I love about Boulder is that it’s prime ogling territory. In Boulder, the ratio of beautiful and healthy people is incredible. If I’m not getting my facts wrong, Boulder remains the skinniest city in the skinniest county in the skinniest state in the country. And while often that means the women wandering around [...] Read more »
On Friday, the phone rang.
In and of itself, there’s nothing special about the phone ringing. It rings quite often, in fact. Usually several times a day. Most of the time, it’s telemarketers, though I generally hang up before they come on. Sometimes, I find rude ways of dispatching them, like eating loudly into the phone [...] Read more »
Last night a friend of mine tried to use the word “lecanoscopy” (a derivative of lecanomancy) and accidentally used lycanoscopy. Lecanoscopy is the act of reading the future in water. Lycanoscopy, if it existed, would be the act of looking for a tumor by shoving a werewolf up your ass.
Mohammed Update
The other day, I got [...] Read more »
For those of you who have missed, and I know several of you probably have, there are major riots happening in the Eastern World (India, Palestine, Pakistan, Iran, etc) over a series of cartoons depicting Mohammed the Prophet in a Danish newspaper. Michelle Malkin has an interesting analysis of the event that is very pro-freedom [...] Read more »
Sometimes I hate myself simply because I can’t do what I truly want to.
The other day, on my way to school, I passed a black man. He wasn’t scary looking or even as big as me. He wasn’t threatening or mean. Still, in the back of my mind I wondered if I should say hi [...] Read more »