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Hazy Rituals

7 July, 2008 (23:44) | Social Commentary, Travelogue | No comments

WARNING: This is a long one…
I thought I had left it all behind when I graduated from college. Anyone who has been there know what I’m talking about: the parties; the drinking; the beer bongs; the drunkenness; the stupidity. I’m sure some people remember it fondly. Perhaps it was even the best part of college. [...] Read more »

Cole Slaw

14 February, 2007 (22:08) | Creativity | No comments

Old King Cole, the big man of the kingdom, was a merry old soul. This, my friends, was a primary part of his entire essence, for yes, a merry old soul was he. Now, ordinarily, Old King Cole wasn’t necessarily a merry old soul. In fact, a while back, he was quite an regular soul [...] Read more »

Pot Smoking for the Anal-Retentive Homeowner (Or Renter)

5 May, 2006 (01:37) | Creativity | No comments

Obviously if you’ve been intrigued enough to pick up this pamphlet, you’re wondering what Pot Smoking for the Anal-Retentive Homeowner (Or Renter) is all about. Well, as a professed stoner myself, I realize that there are plenty of instructional booklets out there on how to use, cultivate, cook, and sell marijuana. In addition, there are [...] Read more »

Halloween Hijinks

1 November, 2005 (15:29) | Creativity | No comments

About two weeks ago, I made these awesome pot brownies. For those of you who know me well, you know pot brownies are one of my all time favorites. They were so good, I decided to make them again a few days ago.
Both my roommates were gone; Little Bear was with Smurfette and her parents [...] Read more »

The Irony of it All

20 April, 2005 (23:39) | Politics | No comments

Hello, Hello. My name’s Terry and I’m a law abider. There’s nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer, and when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight. Good bloke fairly, but I get well leery when geezers look at me funny. Bounce ‘em round like bunnies. [...] Read more »

Once Found, Twice Lost

24 June, 2004 (22:13) | Growing Up | No comments

A few years ago, shortly after my cousin Alex had graduated from high school, something happened. Alex and his twin sister Jenny are the only members of my family even remotely close to my age. They were born when I was 3. I can remember being the bastardly older kid who could read and therefore [...] Read more »

“Dave Gordon will always be a swinger.”

28 March, 2004 (18:10) | Random | No comments

You may be wonder what the title means and who Dave Gordon is. Well, I’m here to tell you that I’m not sure and apparently he’s a swinger, and will remain so. Today, when I went to Deli Zone, my all time favorite sub shop, I got myself an Nantucket Nectars Half & Half and [...] Read more »

You Know You’re a Stoner If…

24 March, 2004 (12:43) | Random | No comments

You know you’re a stoner if green day isn’t just a band you know, but your entire plan for tomorrow.
You know you’re a stoner if you enjoy pipe cleaners for more than just the pretty colors and bendiness.
You know you’re a stoner if you watched underworld and actually enjoyed it for more than Kate Beckinsale.
You [...] Read more »