“Have you seen the god damn ratings?” he screamed, his red power tie flailing as we cowered in our executive chairs. “The fucking Teletubbies are beating us! I don’t even know what a Boobah is!” Mack Herbovitz slammed his fist on the table, the small glasses of ice water rippling with the force of the [...] Read more »
The screw spun into place, locking the power supply into the back of the case. I stared at it, my breath slowing as I deftly clicked connectors into place in preparation for the first power up. The power cable snaked from the wall beneath my Glade® Plug-in®, across the patchwork piles of papers and clothes [...] Read more »
WARNING: The following section contains graphic nudity, adult themes, sexual situations, and in depth discussion of masturbation, pornography, and my personal sexual habits. For those of you who don’t want to see what’s contained herein, but are still interested in why I’m discussing these topics, I’m not really sure. I guess there are many kinds [...] Read more »