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Fun Facts About my Nose

8 November, 2005 (09:31) | Random | No comments

My nose is running so badly, it couldn’t win a footrace against Stephen Hawking.
My nose is like a bottomless drink at a restaurant with really good wait staff; somehow, it’s refilled before I finish emptying it.
My nose is so raw, even early Eddie Murphy doesn’t compare.
My nose is like a professional negator: every time I [...] Read more »