Performing is a little like masturbating in a porn theater and a little like a game of Russian Roulette: on the one hand, even if the crowd in the theater is pleased, you ultimately got yourself off. On the other, there’s always a chance you’re going to end up an accidental suicide. Either way, the [...] Read more »
Double clicking the one button mouse Wiping your hard drive Accessing your CMOS Extracting your archives Distributing your kernel Backing up your data for future generations Resetting your network connection, and if you’re not careful, leaving an interweb all over the place Opening your easter egg Giving yourself a low-level format Testing your I/O interface [...] Read more »
There’s something about being in an empty house that unnerves me. I feel it when I’m in an apartment too, but it’s far more pronounced since I moved into an actual house again. I absolutely hate the feeling of being alone, and I don’t mean alone as in not with someone, but alone as in [...] Read more »
WARNING: The following section contains graphic nudity, adult themes, sexual situations, and in depth discussion of masturbation, pornography, and my personal sexual habits. For those of you who don’t want to see what’s contained herein, but are still interested in why I’m discussing these topics, I’m not really sure. I guess there are many kinds [...] Read more »