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Stereophonic Ethnicity

20 November, 2009 (14:36) | Religion, Social Commentary | View Comments

“Does anyone have a buck I can borrow?” “Sure, I do,” I said, reaching for my wallet. “Don’t do it, man,” Harold interjected. “He’ll ask for a pound of flesh in return.” — Jew jokes are my bread and butter. Generally people know I’m a Jew within the first hour they know me, and they [...] Read more »

Gratuitous Nonsense

11 March, 2009 (06:08) | Social Commentary | View Comments

Image by Matthew Olyphant. “That fucker,” I muttered under my breath, stuffing the signed credit card slip in with the others and pocketing the $0.43 tip. Mr. Felcher was a regular at BD’s Mongolian Barbecue. He often came in at lunch with his wife, ordering the beer and a bowl special (which got you a [...] Read more »

Bejt and Switch

9 October, 2008 (22:11) | Travelogue, Women | View Comments

A duck lands in the Vltava in Prague. For more splashy pictures of the Czech Republic, click here. There’s a lot about religion I dislike: the sectism, the hatred, the jihads, the hypocrisy, the difficulty in changing any of the doctrines that no longer apply, the literal interpretations. The list could go on for eons. [...] Read more »

Dachau

2 October, 2008 (18:31) | Travelogue | View Comments

The gate of Dachau reads, “ARBEIT MACHT FREI.” It means, “work will set you free.” For more pictures of Dachau and Germany, click here. “Not yet. Not yet, Ben,” I tell myself. I can feel the tears welling up. “You’ve still got more to see.” Only 20 minutes ago did I walk through the gate [...] Read more »