“Do you care what she thinks?” I asked him. All night, Nick had been wandering around the bar, making sure to pass this girl and not look at her.
“Of course I do,” he told me, the annoyance clear on his face. “I want her to like me; to think I’m cool. I mean, look at [...] Read more »
I dreamt about you last night.
I chased you up and down corridors,
through apartments and operating rooms,
and always you remained a step ahead.
Eventually, you lost me.
I wasn’t sure quite where I was.
I tried to retrace my steps,
but I had been watching you, not where I was going.
And then I saw you,
in another room
in another part of [...] Read more »
I’ve always found it interesting what is and isn’t appropriate to talk about in certain company. I don’t talk politics with my extended family since they’re all republicans and I’m a staunch liberal. When I made a joke about Jesus being gay at a party thrown by a devout Christian friend, he stopped talking to [...] Read more »
There’s something immensely wrong with society when it comes to love, sex and relationships. For years people told me that when I was older everything would come easier, but it seems like just the opposite.
Before I lost my virginity, there was always the understanding that it would happen and it would be fine. Sex would [...] Read more »
Last night, psychotik dragged me to a Cat-A-Tac show at the Larimer Lounge. She has a serious crush on Jim, the lead singer. Last week, I jokingly offered to hit on him to find out if he was taken for her, not expecting her to agree. Instead, she did. I’m still utterly amused by the [...] Read more »
She sneezed as I passed, nearly knocking her head into my shoulder. I turned to her and said, “you must be allergic to HOT. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to do that. Please, accept my humblest apologies.”
She slapped me.
I don’t get how Ironman can be less confident than I am. He’s better looking than I [...] Read more »
Let me preface this by telling you a little about my good friend the Gay Eskimo. The Gay Eskimo is a recent grad at CU. He’s a fellow Boston boy who got a degree in drinking, fornicating, and being Irish. Yes, the Gay Eskimo is Irish. I guess that makes him the Irish Gay Eskimo, [...] Read more »
Gender Bending
What ever happened to the old fashioned date? You know what I mean. The man buys her flowers, takes her out on the town, pays for everything, and comes away happy with a kiss on the cheek. It just doesn’t happen. Now we have group dating, speed dating (2 minutes, couples), internet dating, informal [...] Read more »