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I’m Like A Hungry Baby on a… Headlight

2 January, 2009 (11:46) | Random | 5 comments

Ed. Note - If I’m “he said,” then this is “she said.”
“So… I just got pulled over on Federal for a headlight out.”
“You ok?”
“Yeah,” Jen tells me, a nervousness underlying the laughter in her voice. “I mean, I’m still coming down, but we should hit a Wal-Mart or something.” I cringe at the name of [...] Read more »

A Short Encounter

16 December, 2007 (01:43) | Creativity | 13 comments

I got into a minor car accident today. It wasn’t even my car. In fact, I don’t even have my own car anymore. is out of town, and she left her car with me. I feel really bad about the whole thing.
But that’s not the amazing part. With all this ice and snow, accidents [...] Read more »

My Power Animal Says, “Glide.”

17 January, 2007 (01:04) | Random | No comments

I’d like to think that as I began my graceful glide the entire world slipped into slow motion. My wheels spun delicately upon the pavement, each tire whooshing with a deep baritone rotation as rubber planed across the thin ice. Passers-by blinked and turned their heads to watch as my headlight blinded them upon the [...] Read more »

Crash and Smolder

23 August, 2004 (23:13) | Story | No comments

The wind rushed through my hair, slipping its long golden locks all over the place… no, wait, that was Fabio. I have short black hair. But still, the wind was rushing through as I zipped down the sidewalk homeward bound. Usually, I hit about 30 MPH pumping the peddles down Pearl street. I know because [...] Read more »