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Vehicular Genocide

2 August, 2009 (14:18) | Politics | View Comments

Late last week, the House of Representatives announced they were seeking additional funding for the Cash for Clunkers program. The program, which allocated 1 billion dollars in subsidies and government assistance to those trading older, less fuel efficient cars for newer models with better gas mileage, will shut down Tuesday without new funding despite being [...] Read more »

I’m Like A Hungry Baby on a… Headlight

2 January, 2009 (11:46) | Random | View Comments

Ed. Note – If I’m “he said,” then this is “she said.” “So… I just got pulled over on Federal for a headlight out.” “You ok?” “Yeah,” Jen tells me, a nervousness underlying the laughter in her voice. “I mean, I’m still coming down, but we should hit a Wal-Mart or something.” I cringe at [...] Read more »

A Short Encounter

16 December, 2007 (01:43) | Creativity | View Comments

I got into a minor car accident today. It wasn’t even my car. In fact, I don’t even have my own car anymore. is out of town, and she left her car with me. I feel really bad about the whole thing. But that’s not the amazing part. With all this ice and snow, accidents [...] Read more »

My Power Animal Says, “Glide.”

17 January, 2007 (01:04) | Random | View Comments

I’d like to think that as I began my graceful glide the entire world slipped into slow motion. My wheels spun delicately upon the pavement, each tire whooshing with a deep baritone rotation as rubber planed across the thin ice. Passers-by blinked and turned their heads to watch as my headlight blinded them upon the [...] Read more »

Crash and Smolder

23 August, 2004 (23:13) | Story | View Comments

The wind rushed through my hair, slipping its long golden locks all over the place… no, wait, that was Fabio. I have short black hair. But still, the wind was rushing through as I zipped down the sidewalk homeward bound. Usually, I hit about 30 MPH pumping the peddles down Pearl street. I know because [...] Read more »