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36 Hours

22 August, 2008 (16:13) | Travelogue | No comments

Matt rests after chowing down during a stop in the port town of Champorn.
For more gluttonous pictures from Thailand, click here.
What a difference a few days make.
I’m currently in the midst of 36 hours straight of travel from the Southern island of Koh Samui to the Northern jungle city of Chiang Mai. Only a few [...] Read more »

Living the Island Life

19 August, 2008 (22:37) | Travelogue | No comments

The old man we helped paddles his boat along the coast at sunset, collecting his net.
For more calm and relaxing photos of Thailand, click here.
Babes, beaches and beer. Three Bs that can instantly relax almost any man. The beer on Koh Samui is priced roughly equal to some American bars, but the babes and the [...] Read more »

Ferry of Beauty

18 August, 2008 (12:49) | Travelogue | No comments

A trio of catalog ready Italian girls walk along Lamai Beach in Koh Samui.
For more babe-a-licious pictures of Thailand, click here.
I’m suddenly finding myself having second thoughts about this Thai island paradise. The ferry is full of bleary eyed faces looking exactly how I feel after a long night of restless bus riding–if, [...] Read more »

Recycled Culture

13 August, 2008 (12:42) | Travelogue | No comments

Part of the Manila Skyline sits idly in the mid-day heat by the Pasig River.
For more heat stifled pictures of the Philippines, click here.
NOTE: This entry was written the afternoon of August 11
during a two day stop in Manila. Because my laptop ran out of
batteries attempting to get a signal in the Bangkok [...] Read more »

Too Big for the Philippines

8 June, 2008 (21:53) | Travelogue | 3 comments

I don’t know what gave me the idea that I’d be able to get flip flops on the road. Lord knows I have enough trouble finding shoes and clothes my size in the states, let alone in a land where I literally dwarf the masses in all directions.
I wear a size 13 shoe (that’s 12 [...] Read more »

Attraction Faux Pas

19 May, 2008 (10:43) | Social Commentary | No comments

One thing I love about Boulder is that it’s prime ogling territory. In Boulder, the ratio of beautiful and healthy people is incredible. If I’m not getting my facts wrong, Boulder remains the skinniest city in the skinniest county in the skinniest state in the country. And while often that means the women wandering around [...] Read more »

Dichotomus the Hippopotamus

27 March, 2008 (06:39) | Social Commentary | No comments

Though she had obviously been beautiful once, her collagen infused lips tilted cruelly as she stared down her nose at me.
“Is there anything I can help you find?” I asked, wincing at her icy glare. She didn’t respond, choosing instead to snort, flip her fur stole over her shoulder and turn away as I weren’t [...] Read more »

FOREskin!

25 March, 2005 (21:01) | Social Commentary | No comments

Yessir, it seems about that time again. Time to offend the masses with conversation that no one really wants to have and that probably shouldn’t be repeated. Yes, today’s topic is circumcision. That’s right, the act of removing the foreskin from the penis.

[ed. - Why do you talk about penises so much? Is there something [...] Read more »

Rule of Grenade

9 October, 2004 (02:43) | Women | 6 comments

The female social structure provides many an hour of contemplation. This evening, as I was being driven home, mere moments ago, we passed a trio of girls. Two of them wore skirts that were far too short and showed off their emaciated legs.
“Those skirts were way too short,” I said.
“Yeah, and they had an ugly [...] Read more »

Freaks & Geeks

19 September, 2004 (20:26) | Social Commentary | No comments

I’ve spent the last two days in a counter cultural mecca of freaks and geeks. And it was glorious. As part of my regular abuse of my press privileges, I snagged press passes to Nan Desu Kan for myself, Jeff (who does the Acid Lounge on Radio 1190), and Steph (who does the weekend morning [...] Read more »

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