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March Moustache Madness

7 March, 2010 (20:57) | Work | View Comments

At work, it’s been declared March Mustache Madness. This means that, due to peer pressure, I have cleared my chin of whiskers. I feel like a tool and probably look like one, but there are worse things.
In honor of this event, I went through and developed the following guide to facial hair, since our “grooming [...] Read more »

Gone, But Still There

23 February, 2010 (14:58) | Poetry | View Comments

Beard Poster by Michael Buchino of the Beard Revue.
Sometimes,
just when I think I’m used to it being gone,
I feel my beard tingle and tickle,
happiness in a fuzzy guise.
But when I reach up to stroke it, it suddenly become clear:
my beard is gone.
I could regrow it,
let the wilderness reform on [...] Read more »

Clearing My Head

23 July, 2009 (13:02) | Creativity | View Comments

For the last month and a half, I’ve been suffering from a guilt complex that manifests itself as writer’s block. I should be used to guilt complexes, given my Jewish roots, but for some reason this is different. Though I take time daily to search for jobs, even if its only a half-hour, whenever I [...] Read more »