He didn’t weigh much, maybe a hundred and fifty pounds tops by my estimate. Given his short stature and slim build it wasn’t a surprise. His lack of tolerance wasn’t a surprise either. The way he drank, however, was. — Tipsy’s Liquor World towered in front of us, the Swiss chalet style architecture a pleasure [...] Read more »
Oktoberfest glows far below the grand church steeple, its carnival secondary only to beer. For more blotto pictures of Germany, click here. “Oh man, I love Germany,” Matt tells me. The trains are flowing like beer at Oktoberfest: quickly, freely, and with a regularity that’s both beautiful for its efficiency and scary for its monumental [...] Read more »
WARNING: This is a long one… I thought I had left it all behind when I graduated from college. Anyone who has been there know what I’m talking about: the parties; the drinking; the beer bongs; the drunkenness; the stupidity. I’m sure some people remember it fondly. Perhaps it was even the best part of [...] Read more »
Dependence Day When I was young, I always heard people speak about their birthdays as if they were the greatest day of the year. Sure, Christmas offered presents and Halloween was full of candy, but birthdays were a very special day just for that person. Everyone would get together, play games, have cake, and it [...] Read more »
Hello, Hello. My name’s Terry and I’m a law abider. There’s nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer, and when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight. Good bloke fairly, but I get well leery when geezers look at me funny. Bounce ‘em round like bunnies. [...] Read more »
A few years ago, shortly after my cousin Alex had graduated from high school, something happened. Alex and his twin sister Jenny are the only members of my family even remotely close to my age. They were born when I was 3. I can remember being the bastardly older kid who could read and therefore [...] Read more »