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Why You So Lie Dat One Lah?

1 September, 2008 (20:48) | Travelogue, Women | No comments

A skyscraper towers above us on the other side of a clear glass roof near Raffles Place.
For more imposing images of Singapore, click here.
“Why don’t we try looping around that way,” I suggest helpfully. Matt and I have been wandering around this maze of a mall for nearly 15 minutes, trying to [...] Read more »

Exchange Rate of Decay

12 August, 2008 (23:22) | Travelogue, Women | 2 comments

My arrival in Bangkok was tumultuous. As I approached immigration, I saw a long line for visas on arrival. After standing in line nearly 15 minutes and filling out the form, I saw that the US wasn’t on the list of countries requiring the visa. I quickly proceeded to plop myself in the standard line [...] Read more »

What Am I Worth?

26 May, 2008 (19:27) | Women | 1 comment

“If we can’t be in a relationship,
we can’t be friends.”
There’s something inherently wrong with this statement. Simply put, it doesn’t make sense to me. How could I find someone attractive and interesting enough to consider spending a significant amount of time with them and yet not find that same person attractive and interesting enough to [...] Read more »

Proper Timing

19 March, 2008 (01:49) | Women | No comments

I couldn’t help but stare. I know it was probably rude, but I simply couldn’t stop.
Perhaps it was that distraction that dropped my team into a submissive position in the standings.
Or maybe tonight simply wasn’t our night.
When all was said and done, I felt the familiar leap of my heart, the nervous excitement resting like [...] Read more »

Cup or Cone?

15 July, 2005 (01:28) | Women | No comments

I have a lot to learn.
Starting with Ice Cream.
[See? Even the king knows.] Read more »

One Night at the Walnut Brewery

25 June, 2005 (00:08) | Women | 42 comments

She sneezed as I passed, nearly knocking her head into my shoulder. I turned to her and said, “you must be allergic to HOT. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to do that. Please, accept my humblest apologies.”
She slapped me.
I don’t get how Ironman can be less confident than I am. He’s better looking than I [...] Read more »

Extending the Revolution: Liberating the Western Woman

11 March, 2005 (13:17) | Women | No comments

It’s neither my place nor my right to say the revolution is over. I’m a man. Today, I’m sure women still need to fight for equal pay, equal treatment and equal recognition and respect for their roles in history and society. It’s become all the more difficult with Western culture’s feminist backlash. As a [...] Read more »

The Gay Eskimo’s Guide to Relationships

11 March, 2005 (01:51) | Women | No comments

Let me preface this by telling you a little about my good friend the Gay Eskimo. The Gay Eskimo is a recent grad at CU. He’s a fellow Boston boy who got a degree in drinking, fornicating, and being Irish. Yes, the Gay Eskimo is Irish. I guess that makes him the Irish Gay Eskimo, [...] Read more »

Seeing Eye to Eye

10 March, 2005 (01:34) | Women | No comments

There’s something about catching a woman’s gaze that sends shivers down my spine. There’s a depth to eyes that rivals what’s truly inside someone. you look into them and you can see the raw emotions swirling about, even if you can’t decipher which emotions they are. When you catch a person’s gaze on the street, [...] Read more »

Rule of Grenade

9 October, 2004 (02:43) | Women | 6 comments

The female social structure provides many an hour of contemplation. This evening, as I was being driven home, mere moments ago, we passed a trio of girls. Two of them wore skirts that were far too short and showed off their emaciated legs.
“Those skirts were way too short,” I said.
“Yeah, and they had an ugly [...] Read more »

Girl Collective Consciousness and Whatnot

13 July, 2004 (23:30) | Women | No comments

A few days ago, neverieven began discussing the stupidity of males and the reasons behind it. One of her theories was that it was all due to Girl Collective Consciousness, a group understanding of what’s expected about boys. The entire theory, as stated in this thread, centers around the fact that guys just don’t understand [...] Read more »

My God, Man! Take Yourself In Hand!

24 June, 2004 (20:21) | Women | 14 comments

WARNING: The following section contains graphic nudity, adult themes, sexual situations, and in depth discussion of masturbation, pornography, and my personal sexual habits. For those of you who don’t want to see what’s contained herein, but are still interested in why I’m discussing these topics, I’m not really sure. I guess there are many kinds [...] Read more »

What I Look For in a Woman

22 June, 2004 (21:27) | Women | No comments

I’ve seen several people voicing concerns that they aren’t good enough for guys they like; that they don’t fit into those blond, skinny, and dumb as a brick ideals guys want. I may be in the minority, but that’s so not what I want, and I’m pretty sure no guy would say that he wanted [...] Read more »

She Is Not a Person

26 April, 2004 (02:09) | Women | No comments

She is not a person; her blue stare filled with uncertainty, hiding immeasurable possibility behind its meek fearfulness. She is not a person; she’s a figment of my imagination, I keep telling myself. She’s an extension of a brief moment in a tumultuous time that grants me hope, desire, lust, fear, and every other emotion [...] Read more »

The Light at the End of the Tunnel

30 March, 2004 (18:56) | Women | No comments

As I was walking my fat ass home, I passed three kids (well, college students, but obviously young and immature) sitting in folding chair in the sun outside their house. One of the girls was slightly chubby, but cute, the other was really hot. With them was a scraggly wanna-be hippie boy. I walked past, [...] Read more »

An Odd Late Night Conversation

29 November, 2003 (01:05) | Women | No comments

“Plus, though I love her, I’m not in love with her.”
“Can you tell the difference?”
“Yup.”
“How?”
“If I love someone, I care about them and I want them to be happy. If I’m in love with someone, it’s all that plus putting myself second. I’m not a naturally selfish person, but I wouldn’t say I’m selfless either. [...] Read more »

Women

28 August, 2003 (15:44) | Women | No comments

The one word that plagues all mankind (and I do mean MANkind, not humankind), is women. I guess it doesn’t plague all of mankind, since some of mankind like other mankind type people… and I guess I should go with humankind, since some of womankind like women too, but I digress.
Let me begin with make-up. [...] Read more »