I want a perfect life:
A couple kids and a wife, a nice home in the city where we’d live to our delight.
I want a scenic view
from a cozy balcony with a bench or a swing;
it would be so bourgeoisie.
I want a kitchen I can cook in, and a bar with beer, scotch and gin,
and some [...] Read more »
As today marks the first day of Christmas (the twelve days really do cum after), I figured I’d commemorate this year with my own special XXXmas tribute (with some help and inspiration from ):
On the first day of XXXmas,
Ron Jeremy sent to me
A bottle of KY Jelly
On the second day of XXXmas,
Ron Jeremy sent to [...] Read more »
Well, based on Sarah’s thread, I decided to do a little creative editing and turn Ben Fold’s Five’s “Song for the Dumped” into a Brilliant diatribe by Peter Pan. Of course, since I hadn’t read Peter Pan since 5th grade, I needed to brush up on my Peter Panology, so I struck out on Google [...] Read more »