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A Perfect Life

21 June, 2007 (02:15) | Songs | 26 comments

I want a perfect life: A couple kids and a wife, a nice home in the city where we’d live to our delight. I want a scenic view from a cozy balcony with a bench or a swing; it would be so bourgeoisie. I want a kitchen I can cook in, and a bar with […]

The Twelve Days of XXXmas

26 December, 2006 (13:38) | Songs | 8 comments

As today marks the first day of Christmas (the twelve days really do cum after), I figured I’d commemorate this year with my own special XXXmas tribute (with some help and inspiration from ): On the first day of XXXmas, Ron Jeremy sent to me A bottle of KY Jelly On the second day of […]

Peter Pan and All Things Neverland

10 October, 2003 (02:31) | Songs | 2 comments

Well, based on Sarah’s thread, I decided to do a little creative editing and turn Ben Fold’s Five’s “Song for the Dumped” into a Brilliant diatribe by Peter Pan. Of course, since I hadn’t read Peter Pan since 5th grade, I needed to brush up on my Peter Panology, so I struck out on Google […]