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A Perfect Life

21 June, 2007 (02:15) | Songs

I want a perfect life:
A couple kids and a wife, a nice home in the city where we’d live to our delight.
I want a scenic view
from a cozy balcony with a bench or a swing;
it would be so bourgeoisie.
I want a kitchen I can cook in, and a bar with beer, scotch and gin,
and some crystal for the parties that will start right as we slink in.
I want some nice clothes:
A good suit or two or three, but not something off the racks; I want it tailored just for me.
I want a closet I can walk through with a rack for ties and nice shoes.
I want choose from all the hues that I could ever think to use.
I want a daughter,
perhaps more than one
cause wouldn’t it be fun to make her pissant boyfriends run.
I’d give mean speeches
that scare the living daylights out of every little bastard who’s been eyeing my girl’s headlights.
I’d be loving, I’d be caring.
I’d be always interfering, cause I’m not the kind of father who they’d get past without daring.
I’d be adamant
that she learn her baseball well so she’d surprise all the guys with stats and blow them all to hell.
I would use dirty underhanded little tricks to have my way
and teach my girl the things she needs so she won’t be cliche.
I want a good job
where I’d never need to hob knob
or kiss ass just to surpass all the low-down upper class crap.
I want to work
for respect and not for perks cause if they’re nepotistic jerks I’m pretty sure I’ll go berserk.
I want a paycheck,
Better yet an occupation.
Something I could use to pay for my kids’ education.
I could make a nice donation to some non-profit foundation
and have enough left over for a very nice vacation.
I want stability;
enough money to live happily:
a bank account, good credit scores, and financial tranquility.
I was a solid group of buddies who’d play poker every weekend
and a good friend I could depend on to keep up with the geek trends.
I want community,
one that fosters man’s good will cause it’d be really nice to chill with all the people from our ville.
I want a perfect life,
and maybe it’s a lie,
but until I feel fulfilled
I’ll keep searching till I die.

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  • word.

    so much longing in this one, i can see the frustration. : (

  • word.

    so much longing in this one, i can see the frustration. : (

  • There’s not a whole lot of frustration. In fact, just the opposite. I’m planning on dropping a breakbeat behind it and doing it as a “Streets”-style rap.

  • There’s not a whole lot of frustration. In fact, just the opposite. I’m planning on dropping a breakbeat behind it and doing it as a “Streets”-style rap.

  • I just want a girl who swallows.

  • I just want a girl who swallows.

  • I once had a female swallow. Sadly, she was unladen.

  • I once had a female swallow. Sadly, she was unladen.

  • me too.

  • me too.

  • That’s hott.

  • That’s hott.

  • I want a female Martin.

  • I want a female Martin.

  • Enjoy!


  • Enjoy!

  • BEATING OFF ANYWAY

  • BEATING OFF ANYWAY

  • anonymous

    So is this, like, super biological-clock-over-drive mode of death? What’s with all my homies these days, meeself included?

    Just, you know, a trend I’ve noticed. Right?

  • anonymous

    So is this, like, super biological-clock-over-drive mode of death? What’s with all my homies these days, meeself included?

    Just, you know, a trend I’ve noticed. Right?

  • Hey, I’ve wanted kids since I was still in high school. The only reasons I haven’t are a) economics and b) finding someone who want to have my kids.

    Beyond that, I think it’s just a combination of envy, since many of my friends are moving away and I’m done with college and stuck in “what now” mode, and a desire to have some consistency in my life.

    Who is this, BTW?

  • Hey, I’ve wanted kids since I was still in high school. The only reasons I haven’t are a) economics and b) finding someone who want to have my kids.

    Beyond that, I think it’s just a combination of envy, since many of my friends are moving away and I’m done with college and stuck in “what now” mode, and a desire to have some consistency in my life.

    Who is this, BTW?

  • anonymous

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    Ha haha HAAAAhhhhaaaHHH!!

  • anonymous

    I am……. a super-secret ninja of amazing super stealth. Not a one can guess my fantastical methods of secret amazment! I DARE you to take a gander!

    Ha haha HAAAAhhhhaaaHHH!!

  • This is why you should sign things, dammit! Because not every comment you leave has your patented style of crazy.

  • This is why you should sign things, dammit! Because not every comment you leave has your patented style of crazy.