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The Twelve Days of XXXmas

26 December, 2006 (13:38) | Songs

As today marks the first day of Christmas (the twelve days really do cum after), I figured I’d commemorate this year with my own special XXXmas tribute (with some help and inspiration from ):

On the first day of XXXmas,
Ron Jeremy sent to me
A bottle of KY Jelly

On the second day of XXXmas,
Ron Jeremy sent to me
Two breast implants
And a bottle of KY Jelly.

On the third day off XXXmas,
Ron Jeremy sent to me
Three dildos,
Two breast implants
And a bottle of KY Jelly.

On the fourth day of XXXmas,
Ron Jeremy sent to me
Four Vivid tapes,
Three dildos,
Two breast implants
And a bottle of KY Jelly.

On the fifth day of XXXmas,
Ron Jeremy sent to me
Five gold cock rings,
Four Vivid tapes,
Three dildos,
Two breast implants
And a bottle of KY Jelly.

On the sixth day of XXXmas,
Ron Jeremy sent to me
Six loins a-leaping,
Five gold cock rings,
Four Vivid tapes,
Three dildos,
Two breast implants
And a bottle of KY Jelly.

On the seventh day of XXXmas,
Ron Jeremy sent to me
Seven tongues a-licking,
Six loins a-leaping,
Five gold cock rings,
Four Vivid tapes,
Three dildos,
Two breast implants
And a bottle of KY Jelly.

On the eighth day of XXXmas,
Ron Jeremy sent to me
Eight cocks a-pumping,
Seven tongues a-licking,
Six loins a-leaping,
Five gold cock rings,
Four Vivid tapes,
Three dildos,
Two breast implants
And a bottle of KY Jelly.

On the ninth day of XXXmas,
Ron Jeremy sent to me
Nine cops a-stripping,
Eight cocks a-pumping,
Seven tongues a-licking,
Six loins a-leaping,
Five gold cock rings,
Four Vivid tapes,
Three dildos,
Two breast implants
And a bottle of KY Jelly.

On the tenth day of XXXmas,
Ron Jeremy sent to me
Ten gangs a-banging,
Nine cops a-stripping,
Eight cocks a-pumping,
Seven tongues a-licking,
Six loins a-leaping,
Five gold cock rings,
Four Vivid tapes,
Three dildos,
Two breast implants
And a bottle of KY Jelly.

On the eleventh day of XXXmas,
Ron Jeremy sent to me
Eleven fluffers fluffing,
Ten gangs a-banging,
Nine cops a-stripping,
Eight porn stars pumping,
Seven tongues a-licking,
Six loins a-leaping,
Five gold cock rings,
Four Vivid tapes,
Three dildos,
Two breast implants
And a bottle of KY Jelly.

On the twelfth day of XXXmas
Ron Jeremy sent to me
Twelve virgins fucking,
Eleven fluffers fluffing,
Ten gangs a-banging,
Nine cops a-stripping,
Eight porn stars pumping,
Seven tongues a-licking,
Six loins a-leaping,
Five gold cock rings,
Four Vivid tapes,
Three dildos,
Two breast implants
And a bottle of KY Jelly.

MERRY XXXMAS EVERYONE!

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