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Fun Facts About my Nose

8 November, 2005 (09:31) | Random

My nose is running so badly, it couldn’t win a footrace against Stephen Hawking.
My nose is like a bottomless drink at a restaurant with really good wait staff; somehow, it’s refilled before I finish emptying it.
My nose is so raw, even early Eddie Murphy doesn’t compare.
My nose is like a professional negator: every time I think it’s something, it’s snot.
My nose is like a bad politician; it leaves all the big tissues a mess.

I slept for one hour in two separate spurts before before being woken up by my nose. I swear my nose has this egotistical diva-like personality. When I arose the second time, it demanded a bowl of M&Ms with no brown ones.

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  • Proof that humor doesn’t just come from pain and that annoyance does a pretty good job too. The M&Ms–; nice.

  • Proof that humor doesn’t just come from pain and that annoyance does a pretty good job too. The M&Ms– nice.

  • very nice pun work, i’m proud of you.

  • very nice pun work, i’m proud of you.

  • Do you have full blown AIDS?

  • Do you have full blown AIDS?

  • Dude, that song was so last month.

  • Dude, that song was so last month.

  • So like, Jesus healed you?

  • So like, Jesus healed you?

  • Jesus loves me! This I know,
    For the Bible tells me so.
    Little ones to Him belong;
    I once had AIDS, but now it’s gone!

  • Jesus loves me! This I know,
    For the Bible tells me so.
    Little ones to Him belong;
    I once had AIDS, but now it’s gone!