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Masturbation Euphemisms for Geeks

11 October, 2005 (01:08) | Random

  • Double clicking the one button mouse
  • Wiping your hard drive
  • Accessing your CMOS
  • Extracting your archives
  • Distributing your kernel
  • Backing up your data for future generations
  • Resetting your network connection, and if you’re not careful, leaving an interweb all over the place
  • Opening your easter egg
  • Giving yourself a low-level format
  • Testing your I/O interface
  • Releasing a beta
  • Sending out a bug report
  • Upgrading your firmware
  • Adjusting your USB key
  • Reseating your cable
  • Heating up your soldering iron
  • Booting your system
  • Installing a new OS
  • Switching to Linux
  • Entering the password to your shell account
  • Using your admin rights

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