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Silk Boxers

23 July, 2005 (10:44) | Creativity

I used to have a pair of silk boxers. They had Bugs Bunny on them.

I loved the way they felt sliding over my thighs and loins; the way they looked, shimmering in the light. They were cool to the touch.

I would wear them two, three, sometimes four times a week, washing them overnight if I had to. Every special occasion was made better by my silk Looney Toons boxers: birthdays, weddings, bar mitzvahs, funerals, school beatings, days shopping, dates, being dumped. I guess every mundane occasion was made better too.

Apparently, I wore them too much.

Between running around at school and biking back and forth, I noticed grooves appearing in the crotch; small slices of translucence and little bumps at the edges. Before I knew it, the comfort was gone.

My silk boxers still felt like boxers in the upper regions, but they felt sheer and empty below. I spent my time checking to make sure I wasn’t hanging out through some non-existant hole; that I wasn’t pressed to the edge of my pants, waiting for a high school prank to show how ratty my nice silk boxers had become.

Eventually, the fear got to me, and I threw them out. I’ve never felt the same since.

I tried getting another pair of silk boxers. I bought them at Target. They were black with shiny blue happy faces on them. They felt cool, like my old ones, but they didn’t feel lucky.

I went to a dance wearing them, hoping I could impress the girl who invited me. Instead, I felt awkward and out of place. It didn’t help that I don’t dance. She wouldn’t have seen my boxers anyway, but I thought it was a good idea. My boxers froze to my crotch when I had to walk four miles home.

Eventually, my silk happy face boxers disappeared.

I think they got stolen…

Or maybe I just lost them…

I don’t have any silk boxers anymore. I think I’m happier that way.

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  • This was fucking brilliant.

  • This was fucking brilliant.

  • Perhaps, but not as brilliant as my silk boxers were in the moonlight…

  • Perhaps, but not as brilliant as my silk boxers were in the moonlight…

  • Hmm…silk.

  • Hmm…silk.

  • Gotta love the silk undies, or at least the ones that make you feel sexy.

    I’d say panties, but it’s been brought to my attention recently that males generally don’t appreciate having their underwear referred to as “panties”. I find this attitude very dull, but whatever. :oP

    So, *ahem* moving on…

    Seriously, everyone should have a pair of sexy undies. I have several, and I wear them whenever I need the boost, whether or not I plan for anyone to see them. ;o)

  • Gotta love the silk undies, or at least the ones that make you feel sexy.

    I’d say panties, but it’s been brought to my attention recently that males generally don’t appreciate having their underwear referred to as “panties”. I find this attitude very dull, but whatever. :oP

    So, *ahem* moving on…

    Seriously, everyone should have a pair of sexy undies. I have several, and I wear them whenever I need the boost, whether or not I plan for anyone to see them. ;o)

  • I think panties have a specific style to them. I’ve never had a pair of panties, but I did have to borrow a pair once. Of course, that’s another story.

  • I think panties have a specific style to them. I’ve never had a pair of panties, but I did have to borrow a pair once. Of course, that’s another story.

  • A story you should definitely tell me!!

    And panties…I just love that word, I think. And my male friends are typically overly macho anyway, so tormenting them with “Let me see your panties” actually makes them blush. I find it hilarious. They don’t really agree. ;o)

  • A story you should definitely tell me!!

    And panties…I just love that word, I think. And my male friends are typically overly macho anyway, so tormenting them with “Let me see your panties” actually makes them blush. I find it hilarious. They don’t really agree. ;o)

  • oh, ben does indeed have a pair of panties. red shiny ones. …unless he threw out my present!

  • oh, ben does indeed have a pair of panties. red shiny ones. …unless he threw out my present!

  • It was a solid attempt, but they didn’t fit me, so I returned them, remember?

  • It was a solid attempt, but they didn’t fit me, so I returned them, remember?

  • That was such a heart-felt coming-of-age story! It’s so true, you know… some underwear just makes you feel good on the inside. In highschool, I had this lace and velvet lingerie that I just wore under my jeans and t-shirts. No one ever saw it, but it made me feel special.

  • That was such a heart-felt coming-of-age story! It’s so true, you know… some underwear just makes you feel good on the inside. In highschool, I had this lace and velvet lingerie that I just wore under my jeans and t-shirts. No one ever saw it, but it made me feel special.

  • i prefer cotton boxers
    ….

    not that you’ll care

  • i prefer cotton boxers
    ….

    not that you’ll care