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Good One, God!

1 April, 2005 (18:47) | Random

Wouldn’t it be hilarious if the Pope dying was just a big April Fools joke?

Pope: “Argh. I’m dying.”
Vatican: “Oh my, he’s dying!”
Crowd Outside the Vatican: “GASP!”
Pope: “Durrrrrrr!”
*Pope Dies*
Vatican: “Oh my, he’s dead!”
Crowd Outside the Vatican: “GASP!”
Vatican: “Dear Lord and savior. Please let this great man’s soul rest in Heaven.”
God: “HAHAHA! Fooled you!”
*Pope comes back to life*
Pope: “HAHAHA! See, God, I told you that was a good one!”
Vatican: “AHHHHHH! ZOMBIE POPE!”
Crowd Outside the Vatican: “GASP!”

TEH END.

(“Cruxifiction?”
“No no. They’re letting me go.”
“Oh… Well, off you go then.”
“Naw, I’m just joshing you. Cruxifiction.”
Yep, it’ll be a little like that when I get to hell.)

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  • Wow. Zombie pope. I feel like that should be the end of game boss in some video game.

  • Wow. Zombie pope. I feel like that should be the end of game boss in some video game.

  • Hahahaha.
    I wonder what would happen if the Pope actually did come back to life as a motherfucking zombie? That would be pretty hardcore. If that happened, it might make a believer out of me.

  • Hahahaha.
    I wonder what would happen if the Pope actually did come back to life as a motherfucking zombie? That would be pretty hardcore. If that happened, it might make a believer out of me.

  • I would need more cred than that. Now, if the Zombie Pope ate the Dalai Lama’s brains, then I’d be a believer…

  • I would need more cred than that. Now, if the Zombie Pope ate the Dalai Lama’s brains, then I’d be a believer…

  • *GASP*

    Hehe. I liked all the gasping going on. =P

  • *GASP*

    Hehe. I liked all the gasping going on. =P

  • Crowds can do 3 things: gasp, mutter, and cheer. Anything else (rumbling with mutiny for instance) is restricted to mobs, groups, and masses.

  • Crowds can do 3 things: gasp, mutter, and cheer. Anything else (rumbling with mutiny for instance) is restricted to mobs, groups, and masses.

  • Ok, even though this is a bit above my errr… head? That`s what we say anyway, it`s damn funny.

    I didn`t think you had the words Gasp and durrrrr in you. A+

  • Ok, even though this is a bit above my errr… head? That`s what we say anyway, it`s damn funny.

    I didn`t think you had the words Gasp and durrrrr in you. A+

  • Hey, not every word out of my mouth is extravagant, eloquent, and a mass of multifarious verbiage!

  • Hey, not every word out of my mouth is extravagant, eloquent, and a mass of multifarious verbiage!

  • Are you sure? 🙂

  • Are you sure? 🙂

  • Haha. Quite amusing it must be said. x

  • Haha. Quite amusing it must be said. x