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One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer

15 April, 2004 (21:17) | Random

I’ve decided what my final request in life is going to be. First, I want a plain pine box, painted white for my coffin. At my wake, I want it to be closed casket, but I want to have an old Irish style wake (read big party open to anyone) and I want people to sign my casket. Whatever messages, drawing or artwork they want to put on it. I want paints, pens, markers, and even crayons available for people. Then I want to be cremated. I want my ashes put in an old shoe box and flushed down the toilet. If it’s good enough for my goldfish, it’s good enough for me.

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  • Personally, I would have a Viking funeral all the way. 🙂 And then I want a powerful triumphant exit heralded by Beethoven’s music, or something majestic like that. Or my Army of Lovers, this bizarre groovy Swedish group. 🙂

  • Personally, I would have a Viking funeral all the way. 🙂 And then I want a powerful triumphant exit heralded by Beethoven’s music, or something majestic like that. Or my Army of Lovers, this bizarre groovy Swedish group. 🙂

  • My friend wants to be burned on a funeral pyre in the middle of a lake like a viking.

  • My friend wants to be burned on a funeral pyre in the middle of a lake like a viking.