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You Know You’re a Stoner If…

24 March, 2004 (12:43) | Random

  • You know you’re a stoner if green day isn’t just a band you know, but your entire plan for tomorrow.
  • You know you’re a stoner if you enjoy pipe cleaners for more than just the pretty colors and bendiness.
  • You know you’re a stoner if you watched underworld and actually enjoyed it for more than Kate Beckinsale.
  • You know you’re a stoner if you’re latest foray into culinary creativity was adding nuts to your brownie recipe.
  • You know you’re a stoner if hash isn’t a breakfast food… or maybe it is…
  • You know you’re a stoner if you’ve used pot-butter in mac & cheese.
  • You know you’re a stoner if you’ve tried putting an actual pot on your head and unsuccessfully replenished your supply.
  • You know you’re a stoner if you can’t remember your last pot-luck, and neither can anyone else there last week.
  • You know you’re a stoner if you actually manage to get ants in your pants while in a car. (true story)
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  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/makebeliever makebeliever

    Well, I knew I was a stoner when I was enraptured by “Fantasia.” Ah, the dancing hippos!
    Pot butter? I’ve never heard of that. Interesting, very interesting.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/makebeliever makebeliever

    Well, I knew I was a stoner when I was enraptured by “Fantasia.” Ah, the dancing hippos!
    Pot butter? I’ve never heard of that. Interesting, very interesting.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/bassist bassist

    THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, is easily absorbed by fat. Before cooking, sauteeing pot in butter will extract the thc and spread it evenly within the recipe. Pot butter is letting sauteed pot and the butter reconstitute into a stick.

    I think Fantasia 2000 is awesome.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/bassist bassist

    THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, is easily absorbed by fat. Before cooking, sauteeing pot in butter will extract the thc and spread it evenly within the recipe. Pot butter is letting sauteed pot and the butter reconstitute into a stick.

    I think Fantasia 2000 is awesome.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/bassista bassista

    i love the dancing hippos. but i’ve never seen fantasia stoned.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/bassista bassista

    i love the dancing hippos. but i’ve never seen fantasia stoned.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/makebeliever makebeliever

    How do you find out stuff like this? Is there a cookbook somewhere?

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/makebeliever makebeliever

    You should. It’s awesome. And “Alice in Wonderland.” Wait, that’s LSD…

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/makebeliever makebeliever

    How do you find out stuff like this? Is there a cookbook somewhere?

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/makebeliever makebeliever

    You should. It’s awesome. And “Alice in Wonderland.” Wait, that’s LSD…

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/bassist bassist

    Actually, yes, there is a cookbook. If you’re interested in seeing it, I can send you the PDF of it. In the UK, where pot is decriminilized, books about rolling joints, cooking, and even cultivating pot are common. So if you give me your AIM name (if you have one), I’ll send it to you.

    I found out about pot butter through the working knowledge of potheads before me. The nice thing about the pot culture is that people are friendly and always willing to impart knowledge. Unfortunately, you may not remember because they’re also willing to impart some of their stash on you too.

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/bassist bassist

    Actually, yes, there is a cookbook. If you’re interested in seeing it, I can send you the PDF of it. In the UK, where pot is decriminilized, books about rolling joints, cooking, and even cultivating pot are common. So if you give me your AIM name (if you have one), I’ll send it to you.

    I found out about pot butter through the working knowledge of potheads before me. The nice thing about the pot culture is that people are friendly and always willing to impart knowledge. Unfortunately, you may not remember because they’re also willing to impart some of their stash on you too.

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