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Short Skirt, Long Jacket

19 July, 2004 (19:08) | Social Commentary

Today was unbelievably gorgeous. It meant the women were out in force, simply a pure joy to watch. But something really got on my nerves. I saw ten or twelve women, every time I went outside, holding their skirt down. The point of wearing a short skirt is to show off. I know that. You know that. They know that. We all know that. I really do enjoy when a beautiful woman shows off, but there’s a point where it’s too much, and I’m not talking for me. I’d be happy if clothes were abolished for beautiful women. If they’re walking around holding the skirt down, IT’S TOO SHORT! I just don’t find an uncomfortable woman attractive (hence my problem with stilettos on women who aren’t enjoying them and pointy toed heels). If you’re going to show off, be my guest, but please don’t make yourself uncomfortable doing it. I’ve seen women in sweat suits look better than a short skirted woman who’s freaked by how short the skirt actually is.

And while we’re on the topic, where the hell did those frilly bottomed short skirts come from? Those things are one of the most awful trends I’ve seen. Next to Capri pants, it’s the worts fad ever. Of course, just like with Capri pants, some people can make these skirts look good, but how rare that is. Even good looking women look stupid in them. I feel weird and prudish saying it, but I just don’t think less is necessarily more.

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  • amen, brother. i definately don’t have the body for the super short skirts anyway, but jesus christ – just because you do, doesn’t mean i want to see your ass. one girl was leaning against a pole on campus the other day, completely oblivious to the fact that her ass (and everything else “down below”) was on display. when i pointed it out, she turned bright red. maybe if it was on purpose, i’d have shrugged my shoulders (and been slightly disgusted, but that’s just me). however, when it’s all on accident and you make yourself even more of an idiot, that just annoys me.

    then again, it may be my southern roots that cause some “modesty.”

  • amen, brother. i definately don’t have the body for the super short skirts anyway, but jesus christ – just because you do, doesn’t mean i want to see your ass. one girl was leaning against a pole on campus the other day, completely oblivious to the fact that her ass (and everything else “down below”) was on display. when i pointed it out, she turned bright red. maybe if it was on purpose, i’d have shrugged my shoulders (and been slightly disgusted, but that’s just me). however, when it’s all on accident and you make yourself even more of an idiot, that just annoys me.

    then again, it may be my southern roots that cause some “modesty.”

  • I blame Paris Hilton for the awful frilly skirt trend… She loves those damn things…

  • I blame Paris Hilton for the awful frilly skirt trend… She loves those damn things…

  • i blame paris hilton for a lot of things.

    *twitches*

  • i blame paris hilton for a lot of things.

    *twitches*

  • She loves the cock too, but that hasn’t helped me any. I mean, if you start one trend, don’t the others follow? Where the women wanting to do sex tapes with me?

  • She loves the cock too, but that hasn’t helped me any. I mean, if you start one trend, don’t the others follow? Where the women wanting to do sex tapes with me?

  • Paris Hilton is the inherent evil of the universe. But I’m sure we can find some willing sex tape participants. And hey, you’ve got a great grasp on the confidence factor involved in attractiveness. Most guys (or people in general) just don’t understand these things.

  • Paris Hilton is the inherent evil of the universe. But I’m sure we can find some willing sex tape participants. And hey, you’ve got a great grasp on the confidence factor involved in attractiveness. Most guys (or people in general) just don’t understand these things.

  • I agree. Those fads are terrible. I also hate the shirts with a sleeve on one side and no sleeve on the other.

    And that’s why I always wear sandals and baggy guy pants. comfort all the way.

  • I agree. Those fads are terrible. I also hate the shirts with a sleeve on one side and no sleeve on the other.

    And that’s why I always wear sandals and baggy guy pants. comfort all the way.

  • I dunno about that. I kind of like how those look. I mean, admittedly, they’ve reached the point of uber-trendyness, so perhaps that’s an issue in and of itself, but it’s always been a somewhat popular style with dancers (Laker Girls anyone?). Mike was telling me he saw them all over Girls Gone Wild, so maybe they are “Hot damn, she’s a whore” shirts, as my friend Shervin put it.

    It took me almost a half-hour just to find a picture somewhat like this. There was one for sale on Ebay called a “one sleev halter,” but searching for that in google brought up all the wrong types of clothing pages. I never knew there were internet stores aimed directly at strippers and prostitutes… I mean, I understand BDSM stores or stoes for “daventerous” couples, but strippers and prostitutes? I guess they need a place to shop too.

    Speaking of which, I think I’m going to buy my next outfit from Vintage Pimp

  • I dunno about that. I kind of like how those look. I mean, admittedly, they’ve reached the point of uber-trendyness, so perhaps that’s an issue in and of itself, but it’s always been a somewhat popular style with dancers (Laker Girls anyone?). Mike was telling me he saw them all over Girls Gone Wild, so maybe they are “Hot damn, she’s a whore” shirts, as my friend Shervin put it.

    It took me almost a half-hour just to find a picture somewhat like this. There was one for sale on Ebay called a “one sleev halter,” but searching for that in google brought up all the wrong types of clothing pages. I never knew there were internet stores aimed directly at strippers and prostitutes… I mean, I understand BDSM stores or stoes for “daventerous” couples, but strippers and prostitutes? I guess they need a place to shop too.

    Speaking of which, I think I’m going to buy my next outfit from Vintage Pimp

  • they came from europe in hordes to attack the unsuspecting american public. everyone over there wears them with pointy high heeled shoes. walking over COBBLESTONES for cryin’ out loud. i don’t see why women like to torture themselves so they can be led around on the arm of some guy who can actually walk. they’re some strange form of human woman toy chihuahua.

  • they came from europe in hordes to attack the unsuspecting american public. everyone over there wears them with pointy high heeled shoes. walking over COBBLESTONES for cryin’ out loud. i don’t see why women like to torture themselves so they can be led around on the arm of some guy who can actually walk. they’re some strange form of human woman toy chihuahua.

  • It think heels can be sexy, but the pointed toe thing just gets to me. Feet are a certain shape for a reason, and maybe it’s a stretch to think pointy toes aren’t all that much different from Chinese foot binding, but it creeps me out.

    That, and if someone kicked me in the nads or anywhere else with heels, much like what happened to former Indians pitcher Chuck Finley… well let’s just say I’d be in a wee bit of pain.

  • It think heels can be sexy, but the pointed toe thing just gets to me. Feet are a certain shape for a reason, and maybe it’s a stretch to think pointy toes aren’t all that much different from Chinese foot binding, but it creeps me out.

    That, and if someone kicked me in the nads or anywhere else with heels, much like what happened to former Indians pitcher Chuck Finley… well let’s just say I’d be in a wee bit of pain.

  • I designed an outfit for you.

    hot.

  • I designed an outfit for you.


    hot.

  • Hot damn! I could pimp it all night long… now all I nees is some mad bling bling!

  • Hot damn! I could pimp it all night long… now all I nees is some mad bling bling!