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Panty Theft

17 July, 2004 (21:40) | Social Commentary

I don’t really understand why guys would take the panties of someone they slept with… or someone they haven’t slept with, for that matter. I’m sure you’ve all heard about it; someone comes back to the laundry room in their complex/dorm/house and finds that one or more pairs of their nice pink, silk panties is gone. Of course, some bandito slipped in while they were away from the dryer and made off with them so he can wear/smell/rub them and imagine the pleasurable twisting and scrunching they were doing right in that little crevice.

Ok, so maybe I do see the allure, especially if you have a good imagination. Perhaps it’s some frat boy doing it for props. Or maybe, it’s a boy who’s just trying to find his true love, a la 100 Girls (which is a great movie, by the way). Regardless, it’s kind of inconsiderate. You never hear about women taking guys’ underwear. I’ve never heard of some girl cuddling up with a nice pair of tidy whities or flannel boxers. I mean, women are given guys underwear whenever they ask. If you spend the night at some guy’s house and don’t have any clean clothes, he’d be glad to give you a T-shirt and a pair of his boxers to wander around in. I almost guarantee it. Is this just another double standard? Or is it the skid marks?

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  • Wow…bad visual image of someone pilfering a thong…argh.

    Moving on to better things..happy swimming!

  • Wow…bad visual image of someone pilfering a thong…argh.

    Moving on to better things..happy swimming!

  • well…

    that’s why i don’t wear panties.

    or i wear granny panties.

    wait, that’s why it doesn’t matter – i’ve got my own laundry place!

    we must get together, once my mouth stops being psycho.

  • well…

    that’s why i don’t wear panties.

    or i wear granny panties.

    wait, that’s why it doesn’t matter – i’ve got my own laundry place!

    we must get together, once my mouth stops being psycho.

  • Last time I did laundry a pair of really small fruit of the loom boxer briefs wound up in the laundry… but I didn’t steal them… maybe some pervert stole a pair of my underwear and threw in a pair of his own? At least he’d be a FAIR panty thief, then.

  • Last time I did laundry a pair of really small fruit of the loom boxer briefs wound up in the laundry… but I didn’t steal them… maybe some pervert stole a pair of my underwear and threw in a pair of his own? At least he’d be a FAIR panty thief, then.

  • The combination of testosterone, and an under-developed, or drug-damanged brain can produce some very distrubing behavior.

    Like, when you were 15 or so you might have “liked” the idea of being invisible so that you could sneek in to a girl’s locker room — not so much to watch and jerk off or anything, but more like a kind of “sexual curiosity.” I know I did. Stealing panties I think is partially like that, and partially to annoy girls. Guys like annoying girls. I think its because they do it, largely, to test boundaries — like judging from how a girl responds by having her panties stolen can tell you a lot about her. Some women would feel completely violated by it, someone women would be a little flattered, etc.

    The ones who would be flattered would give up the poon after a few wine coolers. The ones who would feel “like they’ve been raped” or something like that, may not shave there legs, and eat tofu and other girl’s vaginas.

  • The combination of testosterone, and an under-developed, or drug-damanged brain can produce some very distrubing behavior.

    Like, when you were 15 or so you might have “liked” the idea of being invisible so that you could sneek in to a girl’s locker room — not so much to watch and jerk off or anything, but more like a kind of “sexual curiosity.” I know I did. Stealing panties I think is partially like that, and partially to annoy girls. Guys like annoying girls. I think its because they do it, largely, to test boundaries — like judging from how a girl responds by having her panties stolen can tell you a lot about her. Some women would feel completely violated by it, someone women would be a little flattered, etc.

    The ones who would be flattered would give up the poon after a few wine coolers. The ones who would feel “like they’ve been raped” or something like that, may not shave there legs, and eat tofu and other girl’s vaginas.

  • I have no idea who you are, but your comment on ben’s livejournal is fucking hilarious

  • I have no idea who you are, but your comment on ben’s livejournal is fucking hilarious

  • That’s all good and fine, but what about women steal men’s panties? Why don’t they do that? Don’t they experience “sexual curiosity”?

  • That’s all good and fine, but what about women steal men’s panties? Why don’t they do that? Don’t they experience “sexual curiosity”?

  • Fair panty theft? How about Free Market Panty Theft? I think we need new panty theft economic policies!

  • Fair panty theft? How about Free Market Panty Theft? I think we need new panty theft economic policies!

  • Because men are gross. No offense. Because many men have wiping issues, and the idea of even coming in contact with their underwear is yucky. Plus, your underwear is generally not nearly as cute as ours… I mean, tighty-whities?? Mmm… sexy…. Not. And what would we do with it? Girls just aren’t the panty-sniffing kind…
    VS.
    Which one would you rather have?

  • Because men are gross. No offense. Because many men have wiping issues, and the idea of even coming in contact with their underwear is yucky. Plus, your underwear is generally not nearly as cute as ours… I mean, tighty-whities?? Mmm… sexy…. Not. And what would we do with it? Girls just aren’t the panty-sniffing kind…
    VS.
    Which one would you rather have?

  • You had to pick the absolutely most disgusting male undy ever. I mean there are other kinds:

    VS.

    I think it’s more a matter of who’s wearing what than what kind of panties they are. The female form is considered far more beautiful than the male form in today’s society, and while yes, the picture you chose was of a fine looking man, the underwear was totally misrepresentative. Admittedly, men don’t have as inventive or interesting underwear, bbut boxers look as good (if not better) on women as they do on men:

  • You had to pick the absolutely most disgusting male undy ever. I mean there are other kinds:

    VS.

    I think it’s more a matter of who’s wearing what than what kind of panties they are. The female form is considered far more beautiful than the male form in today’s society, and while yes, the picture you chose was of a fine looking man, the underwear was totally misrepresentative. Admittedly, men don’t have as inventive or interesting underwear, bbut boxers look as good (if not better) on women as they do on men:

  • still not appealing…… Boxers are basically just shorts, so why would we steal some guy’s when we could buy our own?

    And there is still the gross man-ass factor…

  • still not appealing…… Boxers are basically just shorts, so why would we steal some guy’s when we could buy our own?

    And there is still the gross man-ass factor…

  • I’m not disputing it’s disgusting. I just don’t see what makes theft of guys’ underwear any more gross than of panties.

  • I’m not disputing it’s disgusting. I just don’t see what makes theft of guys’ underwear any more gross than of panties.

  • Beats me why a man would want panties… Maybe they just like the silky fabric…

  • Beats me why a man would want panties… Maybe they just like the silky fabric…

  • very funnnny!

  • very funnnny!

  • I think they do, but they’re just not as…. assertive about it, because that would make them like boys.

    Girls are better at integrating emotions, and they don’t really hit any kind of crazy hormonal phase until later in their life.

    Girls are more angry than guy though, on average. I blame divorce and steroids.

  • I think they do, but they’re just not as…. assertive about it, because that would make them like boys.

    Girls are better at integrating emotions, and they don’t really hit any kind of crazy hormonal phase until later in their life.

    Girls are more angry than guy though, on average. I blame divorce and steroids.

  • You’re not one of the girls whose great at integrating emotions.

  • You’re not one of the girls whose great at integrating emotions.

  • Don’t know what you meant by that “integrating emotions” comment, but “who’s” = “who is.”
    And I think any 15-year-old girl would disagree with you about the hormonal thing..

  • Don’t know what you meant by that “integrating emotions” comment, but “who’s” = “who is.”
    And I think any 15-year-old girl would disagree with you about the hormonal thing..