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Vive el Vivar!

5 May, 2003 (15:33) | Random

I’ve been watching all these fancy Lexus and BMW SUVs and 4-wheel sedans drive around all pretty and I can’t help but think how bad those vehicles must feel. I mean they’re designed for off-road tough terrain driving and their owners just sit them in garages and drive them slowly down the street. So today, on my way back from campus, I saw a lovely BMW 4-wheel sedan… and it was CAKED IN MUD!!!! I looked in the window and it was a man in his late 40s, dressed in a casual business manner and I could just imagine him sitting at home trying to convince his wife to go off-roading with the car, only to have her shoot him down again and again, until one day, she goes off on a trip and he has the car to himself, giving him the opportunity to truly explore the essence of the vehicles nature… ah, to be a tire shorn on the gravel of life…

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