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Sometimes I’m Unsure When I’m Being Hit On

14 May, 2008 (14:38) | Random

The other day an older gentleman came into the department.

“Can I help you find anything?” I asked, the smile from the previous days events still flush on my face.

“I was wondering if you had the Robert Plant, Allison Krauss album,” the man replied, returning an equally happy smile.

“Normally we do,” I said, remembering our stock, “but we’re currently sold out. If you want I can reserve a copy for you. We should be getting more in soon.”

“No, that’s alright. Thank you.”

“Is there anything else I can help you with?” I asked, my eyes turning back to the CDs I was shelving.

“There is one thing,” he said. “Can you tell me how to be more charming?” Another customer in the department giggled at the question. I was taken aback. Normally, I sometime get strange and annoying requests such as can you help me find eternal happiness or can you help me locate my birth mother. But never have I gotten a request for charm classes.

“I think you have that down pat, sir,” I said with a smile trying to deflect the strange request.

“No,” he replied, “I think you have it down pat. Thank you very much.”

And with another smile and a nod, he was gone.

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